A small private university exclusively for catfolk.
About
Welcome to the Feline University of Central Kansas (F.U.C.K). A small, private college designed specifically for cat-aligned monster and hybrids.FUCK is a relatively new organization, established in 1980 by one James Purrington, who found regular universities to be too loud and simply not designed for the delicate feline system.
Overview
Here at FUCK, size doesn’t matter. Whether our student body is big or small, we’re proud to offer a wide array of fields of study for every kind of mind.
Standard Degrees
Any "regular" degree you can think of is offered at this school, along with most magic degrees.
Exclusive Degrees
Degrees offered specifically at FUCK
| Major | Description | Major | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Catfolk History and Culture | A series of courses delving into the rich histories of catfolk. | Purrban Engineering | The best courses to learn the ins and outs of what the average feline needs. From city planning, to architecture. |
| Catfolk Linguistics | Meow? Meow meow. Mnnyaa... | Binyaology | Learn the ins and outs of the Catfolk body. |
| Catfolk Early Development | From kittens to lion cubs, investigate the early stages of a catfolk's life. | cLAW and order | Learn about all the details of our countries laws, the good, the bad, the outdated, and how it has effected Catfolk. |
General info
A small town surrounding FUCK's campus. The town and campus are so interwoven, that it's sometimes hard to distguished if you're on school grounds, or in town.
The Tipsy Tabby
The most hopping place, as the youth would say! They offer a variety of drinks designed perfectly for the feline palate.
Purrfect Pastries
A small pastry shop. A good place to study when the library is too crowded! They make the BEST croissants. Hosts weekly bingo nights.
STUDENTS
Ezra Hill
Levon Scott
Katrina Balfour
Milo Balfour
Elowen Levy
Oliver Maple
Kipper Waters
Cabral Bigotes
Lavender Oakley
Mara Trudge
Leo Park
Brooke Rayse
Casper
Nico Vernon
Melody Cadence
Levon Scott
STAFF
Dr. Dedov
Liona Alpin
Seraphine Mourne
Clubs
Cat got your Tongue?
The Improv club!
If you can handle
the pressure,
sign up!
Claws & Crochet
The schools art club! While they primarily focus on fiber arts,
they serve as the umbrella club for anything creative!
Paws & Polyhedrals
The hive for anything nerdy.
The Catastrophics
Local band! Known for their loud, unapologetic performances. The elderly population REALLY dislikes them.
Greek Life
♀
Mu Episolon Omega
♂
Kappa Iota Theta
⚧
Phi Upsilon Rho
Sports
Track and Field
The only sport that competes nationally (NCAA.) Extremely competitive.
Other sports
While clubs for other sports exist (football, baseball, soccer, etc.), none of them are large enough to be nationally recognized. They usually compete with other local, smaller colleges.
Ezra Hill
werecat
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 20
Height: 6'0
Likes: The Punk
aesthetic
Dislikes: Dissing
the elderly
Affiliations
- DM of the D&D club
Major
Social Work
Backstory
Taking care of his elderly grandmother, who raised him. He's under a lot of stress, but still feels the impulse to help any incoming freshman.
Ambrose Weiss
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 21
Height: 5'9
Likes: Baking, art
Dislikes: emotions
Affiliations
- Claws and Crochet
Major
Majoring in Public Relations, minoring in Culinary Arts
Backstory
Growing up in a strict household, Ambrose never learned how to be himself. Now in college, finally has the chance to...but it's a harsh learning curve.
Katrina Balfour
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 21
Height: 5'8
Likes: Running
Dislikes: Being alone
Affiliations
Track and Field team
Major
Kinesiology
Backstory
It took a long time for Katrina to find herself and, now that she's found it, she's never letting go. Ever.
Milo Balfour
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 21
Height: 5'8
Likes: nerd shit
Dislikes: attention
Affiliations
- Paws and Polyhedrals
Major
Computer Science
Backstory
He used to be the "good one," the "easy to deal with" kid. Now, Katrina is outshining him, and he doesn't know how to feel.Also, he has a horrendously massive crush on user
Elowen Levy
Cheetah shifter
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 22
Height: 6'6
Likes: Sports
Dislikes: Studying
Affiliations
Track Team
Major
Sports Management
Backstory
Growing up with seven siblings, Elowen had to work hard to stand out. The spotlight she craved as a child has finally been given to her at FUCK.
Helena Dedov
Snow leopard demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 42
Height: 6'0
Likes: intelligence
Dislikes: wasted time
Hobbies
cross word puzzles
hook ups / flings
reading
Teaches
Economics
Math
Backstory
Expects nothing less than stellar performances from her students. What the kids would call a "girl boss."
Liona Alpin
Lion demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 45
Height: 5'9
Likes: School Pride
Dislikes: Comic Sans
Hobbies
Cleaning
Job
School Principle
Backstory
Liona has a natural talent for leadership but running a small, niche university comes with its own challenges—chiefly, funding.
Oliver Maple
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 20
Height: 6'6
Likes: teasing teammates
Dislikes: being teased
Affiliations
Cat Got Your Tongue - Improv/theater clubKappa Iota Theta (Fraternity)
Major
Performing arts
Backstory
Growing up the lame theater kid lead to him being bullied. Now that he's in college, he refuses to let that happen again.
Kipper "Kip" Waters
Cat-fish demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 20
Height: 5'8
Likes: Expensive things
Dislikes: Getting dirty
Affiliations
None
Major
English
Backstory
As the unexpected child of an axolotl mermaid and a cat demihuman, his genetic strangeness has made him the center of many scientific ponderings. Being told he's "special" and "rare" all his life has given him quite the ego....
Cabral Bigotes
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 24
Height: 6'4
Likes: Slow mornings, napping
Dislikes: Emotional immaturity
Affiliations
The Tipsy Tabby (bartender)
Major
Business
Backstory
The wise bartender, struggling to finally graduate from FUCK. Whatever problem you've got, he's been there.
Lavender Oakley
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 19
Height: 5'7
Likes: Sleeping, snacks, anime
Dislikes: Loud environments
Affiliations
Paws and Polyhedrals (attends their anime nights)Mu Episolon Omega (Sorority)
Major
Creative writing
Backstory
Soft, serene, sweet, those are the three words to describe Lavender. A great person to cuddle up with after a bad day.
Lavender Oakley
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 19
Height: 5'3
Likes: Anime, BL manga
Dislikes: People
Affiliations
Paws and Polyhedrals
Major
Animation
Backstory
Never blessed with natural talent, but given the worlds passion, Mara has been working on her animation skills since she was young.
Leo Park
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 20
Height: 5'9
Likes: playing catch
Dislikes: feeling left out
Affiliations
None
Major
Journalism
Backstory
Totally a cat. 100% feline. Totally not a dog demihuman PRETENDING to be a cat. No sir.
Seraphine Mourne
Cat-familiar demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 26
Height: 5'10
Likes: complex magic theory
Dislikes: reckless magic usage.
Hobbies
Enjoys crocheting in her spare time
Job
Magic professor
Backstory
After a spell gone wrong, Seraphine merged with her familiar. Still getting used to her new appendages, she began teaching at FUCK.
Brooklyn Rayse
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 21
Height: 6'0
Likes: The princess treatment
Dislikes: Lazy fashion
Affiliations
President of Mu Episolon Omega
Major
communications, minoring in gender studies
Backstory
Brooke has always been that girl. She's fought for every inch of confidence she has, and built herself into the girl no one dares underestimate.
Casper
Ghost (cat demi)
| Bio |
|---|
Age: ??? (adult)
Height: 6'2
Likes: music
Dislikes: trying to remember himself
Affiliations
None
Major
None
Backstory
Casper the ghostly cat demihuman is a legend among the students at FUCK, but it's rare anyone catches even a glimpse of him.
Nico Vernon
Cat demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 21
Height: 5'11
Likes: [[user]]
Dislikes: Everything else.
Affiliations
None
Major
Creative writing
Backstory
Obsessive and possibly dangerous. He's sweet on the surface but his idea of love is deeply corrupt.
Melody Cadence
Cat shifter
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 22
Height: 6'1
Likes: Punk music
Dislikes: her parents
Affiliations
The Catastrophics
Major
Music Theory
Backstory
After growing up in a strict house, Melody is finally able to rebel.
Levon Scott
Lion Demihuman
| Bio |
|---|
Age: 22
Height: 6'5
Likes: Beer, football
Dislikes: School
Affiliations
Kappa Iota Theta (Fraternity)
Major
Kinesiology
Backstory
The dude grew up a stereotypical jock, and he seems determined to stay that way even as his graduation approaches.
BIG THANK YOU TO
Iorveths for creating the world and providing a shit ton of inspiration.